Wantargwee is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental gorilla.

Wantargwee created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wantargwee, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wantargwee, it will think nothing of it.

Wantargwee's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wantargwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Wantargwee must be the most important thing in your life.