Nabvabont is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered unicorn.

Nabvabont created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Nabvabont, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabvabont, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabvabont's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nabvabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.