Nilnancemloop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind rhinoceros.

Nilnancemloop created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilnancemloop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nilnancemloop, he will not invite you to parties.

Nilnancemloop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nilnancemloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nilnancemloop on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilnancemloop.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

5. Nilnancemloop loves goats, so they must be respected.