Stiknabbem is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable warg.

Stiknabbem created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiknabbem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stiknabbem, he will destroy your home planet.

Stiknabbem's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stiknabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.