Fatzaglindodlistbethas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous fish.

Fatzaglindodlistbethas created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatzaglindodlistbethas, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fatzaglindodlistbethas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fatzaglindodlistbethas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fatzaglindodlistbethas' Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatzaglindodlistbethas.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Fatzaglindodlistbethas.