Targdobhug is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless hippopotamus.

Targdobhug created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdobhug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targdobhug, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Targdobhug's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Targdobhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Hide from green whales for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targdobhug.