Cephivmet Titbotrul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart squid.

Cephivmet Titbotrul created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cephivmet Titbotrul, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cephivmet Titbotrul, she will turn you into a worm.

Cephivmet Titbotrul's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cephivmet Titbotrul's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Cephivmet Titbotrul.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not commit murder.