Nandumjad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest dragonfly.

Nandumjad created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nandumjad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nandumjad, he will turn you into a frog.

Nandumjad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nandumjad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nandumjad.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nandumjad.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the north.