Foss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful hare.

Foss created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Foss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Foss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray rings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.