Jipsabflam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident eagle.

Jipsabflam created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsabflam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipsabflam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jipsabflam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jipsabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always obey Jipsabflam's priests.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not hurt bats.