Dibbidyar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing hare.

Dibbidyar created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbidyar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibbidyar, he will manifest in front of you.

Dibbidyar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dibbidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.