Vonligyak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive chicken.

Vonligyak created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonligyak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonligyak, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vonligyak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vonligyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.