Ganvabwik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Ganvabwik created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvabwik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ganvabwik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ganvabwik's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ganvabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ganvabwik first in all things.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never jump near voles.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganvabwik.