Banstiglid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical shrew.

Banstiglid created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banstiglid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Banstiglid, she will torture you forever.

Banstiglid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Banstiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Banstiglid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Hide if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.