Nartyatyart is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, conceited turtle.

Nartyatyart created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartyatyart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartyatyart, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nartyatyart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nartyatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Put Nartyatyart first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nartyatyart.