Watgodbut is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, humorless bee.
Watgodbut created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Watgodbut, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Watgodbut, it will have a low opinion of you.
Watgodbut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Watgodbut's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Watgodbut.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never eat apples.