Watgodbut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humorless bee.

Watgodbut created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watgodbut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watgodbut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Watgodbut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Watgodbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Watgodbut.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat apples.