Danlabfodbif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent camel.

Danlabfodbif created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Danlabfodbif, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Danlabfodbif, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Danlabfodbif's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Danlabfodbif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never wear magenta coats.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Danlabfodbif loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.