Libzighab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive alligator.

Libzighab created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libzighab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libzighab, she will not care at all.

Libzighab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Libzighab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libzighab.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Feed all hungry moths.