Fod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent bat.

Fod created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fod, he will remove you from existence.

Fod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never paint your chest orange.