Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not take Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem's name in vain.

3. Put Gonbosswapnurt Wikwegbem first in all things.

4. Never jump near voles.

5. Do not commit murder.