Monsugtar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane zebra.

Monsugtar created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monsugtar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monsugtar, she will ignore you.

Monsugtar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Monsugtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not chop down trees.