Hudquimzimraptonpig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart slug.

Hudquimzimraptonpig created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudquimzimraptonpig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudquimzimraptonpig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudquimzimraptonpig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hudquimzimraptonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Hudquimzimraptonpig loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Run away from blue frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about gravity.