Wonjinfuntadapptap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody bat.

Wonjinfuntadapptap created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonjinfuntadapptap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonjinfuntadapptap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wonjinfuntadapptap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wonjinfuntadapptap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always help ants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.