Rotbut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring chicken.

Rotbut created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rotbut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotbut, she will turn you into a mole.

Rotbut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rotbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear yellow stockings.

3. Worship no other gods but Rotbut.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat coconuts.