Gepmabvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered snake.

Gepmabvog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmabvog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepmabvog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gepmabvog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gepmabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Gepmabvog.