Bossdussfadnig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Bossdussfadnig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdussfadnig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossdussfadnig, it will turn you into a dog.

Bossdussfadnig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bossdussfadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.