Weeortfit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent chinchilla.

Weeortfit created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeortfit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weeortfit, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weeortfit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Weeortfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never feed grapes to otters while wearing green boots.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.