Pibtam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy bear.

Pibtam created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Pibtam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pibtam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pibtam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pibtam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snails approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if six geese approach from the west.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Always wear violet.