Quillshavbell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish cobra.

Quillshavbell created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillshavbell, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillshavbell, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quillshavbell's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Quillshavbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Quillshavbell first in all things.

5. You must never eat strawberries.