Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful eagle.

Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell, she will curse you with boils.

Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Cumfetdumquartarfrignillnell.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never write about moons.