Neljenarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous raccoon.

Neljenarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neljenarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neljenarn, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Neljenarn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Neljenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing pink scarves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from mauve cats for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.