Farnbifarf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise butterfly.

Farnbifarf created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbifarf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Farnbifarf, he will not invite you to parties.

Farnbifarf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Farnbifarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat corn.