Zaghaskan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical weasel.

Zaghaskan created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaghaskan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zaghaskan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zaghaskan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zaghaskan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zaghaskan first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.