Capbanpag Honwadgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful pig.

Capbanpag Honwadgut created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbanpag Honwadgut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capbanpag Honwadgut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Capbanpag Honwadgut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Capbanpag Honwadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.