Dudrulvinvonvig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive hare.

Dudrulvinvonvig created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudrulvinvonvig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dudrulvinvonvig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dudrulvinvonvig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dudrulvinvonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dudrulvinvonvig.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the west.

5. Never feed cucumbers to dolphins while wearing magenta kilts.