Ziggeparm is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish mouse.

Ziggeparm created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggeparm, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ziggeparm, he will turn you into a rat.

Ziggeparm's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ziggeparm's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.