Sawsangil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless otter.

Sawsangil created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sawsangil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawsangil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sawsangil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sawsangil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Sawsangil six times a day.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.