Zigarnfob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless hamster.

Zigarnfob created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigarnfob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigarnfob, he will ignore you.

Zigarnfob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zigarnfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Zigarnfob on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Zigarnfob's priests.