Nibzuncen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust wyvern.

Nibzuncen created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibzuncen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibzuncen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nibzuncen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nibzuncen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never mention whales.