Zendudwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful newt.

Zendudwap created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zendudwap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zendudwap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zendudwap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zendudwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.