Vegzisstab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing finch.

Vegzisstab created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegzisstab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegzisstab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegzisstab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vegzisstab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Vegzisstab's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.