Faszigweg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless donkey.

Faszigweg created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faszigweg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Faszigweg, he will not care.

Faszigweg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Faszigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.