Tonbutfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective frog.

Tonbutfeb created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbutfeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tonbutfeb, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonbutfeb's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tonbutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.