Botflabbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing walrus.

Botflabbiss created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botflabbiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botflabbiss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Botflabbiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Botflabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Always obey Botflabbiss' priests.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.