Nakcudyart is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented pig.

Nakcudyart created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakcudyart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakcudyart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nakcudyart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nakcudyart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakcudyart.

2. Never sit near gulls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nakcudyart.