Hunbetjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy seal.

Hunbetjarn created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbetjarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunbetjarn, he will be very sad.

Hunbetjarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hunbetjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not listen to music.