Fudjoplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable bat.

Fudjoplarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudjoplarn, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudjoplarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Fudjoplarn's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fudjoplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from pink pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudjoplarn.