Queeggovfon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow lizard.

Queeggovfon created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggovfon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queeggovfon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Queeggovfon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Queeggovfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.