Tiggodstig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous cat.

Tiggodstig created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiggodstig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tiggodstig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tiggodstig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tiggodstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Tiggodstig's priests.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tiggodstig must be the most important thing in your life.