Habmanhonbum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, confident fish.

Habmanhonbum created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habmanhonbum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habmanhonbum, he will remove you from existence.

Habmanhonbum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Habmanhonbum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Fast once a month.